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Murder anyone that puts my knives in the dishwasher.
@sillyheathen Going to wash them by hand after you pull them out of the dishwasher and murder someone with them?
@phendrick /giphy and you know this!
@sillyheathen When I have guests over I stash my kitchen knives in my bedroom. Some people have an almost supernatural ability to destroy them.
Eat
Smoke alarm? I thought that was a kitchen timer. Dinner’s ready!!
Cook a meal without any disasters.
Murder anyone that puts my knives in the dishwasher.
@sillyheathen Going to wash them by hand after you pull them out of the dishwasher and murder someone with them?
@phendrick
/giphy and you know this!
@sillyheathen When I have guests over I stash my kitchen knives in my bedroom. Some people have an almost supernatural ability to destroy them.
Eat
Smoke alarm? I thought that was a kitchen timer. Dinner’s ready!!
Cook a meal without any disasters.